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Funny Mortician Gifts from Friends, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament for Christmas Unique Gifts

Funny Mortician Gifts from Friends, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament for Christmas Unique Gifts

$28.83
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Are you a Mortician with a flair for the dramatic, or perhaps someone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm?

This Mortician Star Ornament is for you. Featuring the quote 'Mortician. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right', this ornament is the perfect addition to your Christmas decorations. Whether you're hanging it on your tree or giving it as a gift to a fellow Mortician, this star-shaped ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face.

Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is both lightweight and resistant to breaking. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring a bright and long-lasting design. Plus, it comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging.

So, if you're looking for a unique gift for the Mortician in your life, or just want to add a touch of humor to your Christmas decor, this Mortician Star Ornament is a great choice. With its sturdy construction and eye-catching design, it's sure to be a hit with anyone who sees it.
  • This Funny Mortician Gifts, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament is a unique and humorous gift for the Mortician in your life. It's a great way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to the field. Whether you're a coworker, friend, or family member, this Star Ornament is a thoughtful and funny gift that's sure to bring a smile to their face.
  • Our Funny Mortician Gifts, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, making it a long-lasting and vibrant decoration. It's also lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.
  • This Funny Mortician Gifts, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament is a great addition to your holiday decor. It's a unique and humorous gift that's sure to bring a smile to the face of the Mortician in your life.
  • Our Funny Mortician Gifts, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament is a thoughtful and funny gift for the Mortician in your life. Whether you're giving it as a gift or keeping it for yourself, this Star Ornament is sure to bring joy and laughter to the Mortician in your life.
  • Don't wait any longer! Order our Funny Mortician Gifts, 'I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right.' Star Ornament today and make this Christmas one to remember! It's a gift that's sure to bring joy and laughter to the Mortician in your life and a great way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to the field.

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We ship everything out quickly and reliably. Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days, and once they’re on the way, standard delivery usually takes 5–7 business days. All in all, you can expect your order to arrive within 6–9 business days.

Enjoy free shipping on all orders.

For any questions regarding your order, please contact our customer service team for assistance.

Return Policies

Provided the conditions in our refund policy have been met, refunds will be processed using the original form of payment.

You can return an item purchased online by posting it to us. Please contact customer service for return address information before sending.

Please note that delivery costs will be excluded from the refund unless goods are returned in accordance with your statutory rights (e.g. they are faulty or not as ordered).

  • The items with the original receipt are returned within 30 days of delivery.

  • Items must be in the original condition as purchased with all labels/tickets attached.
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